The best "Out of Office" autoreply I've ever seen

You know how you can set your email to autoreply if you're going to be gone for a while? Well, this one made me smile. I'll bet it does the same for you:

I will be away from school (getting married!) until February 26th.  As such, I will be in a state of marital bliss and will not be responding to e-mails.  I will respond to you as soon as I return to reality.

Best,
Lori Dxxxx (Stxxxxxx!)