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Friday, November 18, 2011
About "Breaking Dawn" and other vampire movies
I'm going to write a book and a movie about a bunch of pale, morose, teenage-boy vampires at a middle school in Colorado. I'm gonna call it "Breaking Wind." I'll be a millionaire by this time next year.
2 comments:
MAD Magazine came up with this same gag on the same day I posted it. What're the odds? (And no, I didn't copy them.
See http://mad.blog.dccomics.com/2011/11/18/new-twilight-movie-has-a-whiff-of-failure/
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