Friday, November 18, 2011

About "Breaking Dawn" and other vampire movies

I'm going to write a book and a movie about a bunch of pale, morose, teenage-boy vampires at a middle school in Colorado. I'm gonna call it "Breaking Wind." I'll be a millionaire by this time next year.

3 comments:

Zyzmog said...

MAD Magazine came up with this same gag on the same day I posted it. What're the odds? (And no, I didn't copy them.

Zyzmog said...

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Zyzmog said...

See http://mad.blog.dccomics.com/2011/11/18/new-twilight-movie-has-a-whiff-of-failure/