Friday, September 23, 2011

Dear Congressman: It's official. You really are IDIOTS.

To all the members of the Congress of the United States:

Actually, "idiot" is the best G-rated word I can think of to describe all 535 of you right now.

On Wednesday, the House of Representatives voted that all 435 of its members are idiots.
On Friday, the Senate followed up with their own vote, confirming that all 100 of its members are idiots.

I can't believe we entrusted you with this one, simple thing, and you couldn't deliver.  You had the chance to compromise, to truly work together to make something happen.

And you chose words over deeds.  You chose to do nothing.  Instead, you're going to tell us why you did nothing.  Well, We The People are sick to the point of nausea of hearing you talk, of reading your words, of seeing you in front of a microphone or a television camera.  We just want you to shut up and do something, for a change.

Do you not understand what is at stake here?  Lemme quote Yahoo! News to you:
The dispute throws into question lawmakers' ability to find common ground on the more painful choices they will have to confront in the coming months as a special bipartisan committee searches for trillions of dollars in budget savings.
Now do you get it?  We don't think you can do it.  You don't have what it takes to do it.  You are SO fired, you incompetent bunch of chimpanzees.


Scott said...

435 (HoR) + 100 Senate = 535 voting members of U.S. Congress

+ 6 non-voting members of HoR = 541

Zyzmog said...

I blame it on Yahoo! News. Gonna go back and fix a couple of articles now.