Monday, October 17, 2011

The call Robert Jeffress has been waiting his whole life for

"Reverend Jeffress, I have some good news and some bad news."

"Okay, what's the good news?"

"Jesus has returned, like he said he would, and he wants to talk to you!"

"COOL! Okay, after that, I can take any bad news you've got. What is it?"

"He's calling collect, from Salt Lake City."

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